The essentials of staying awake

After spending four weeks on general surgery, I have come to the conclusion that the secret to staying awake is not to ensure enough sleep the night before, but to be constantly doing something so your brain doesn't dare to fall asleep... and prophylactically drinking coffee before you start feeling tired.

- Anonymous Clerk (UWO) 

[Editor's note: OMSA do not support dependence on any substance, delicious or otherwise. Except for chocolate]